Ministry of Defance are like ovah extra terrestrials peeps

Finding ourselves cash strapped we invited granny pants into lives, now we're welcoming UFO's with the promise they'll remian undetected untill touching down on our fair planet as the Ministry of Defence's UFO unit is latest to fall victim of the economic crisis.

"The MoD has no opinion on the existence or otherwise of extra-terrestrial life. However, in over 50 years, no UFO report has revealed any evidence of a potential threat to the United Kingdom." Maybe thats cos you're covering em all up you cheeky defensive ministry of jokers!

Mulder and Skully to reception please...




...Pull up a pew stranger